Okay, as a former Hallmark employee, I should just shoot myself for being a cog in the wheel of commercialism love that is VALENTINE'S DAY. I know this. Really I do. Quite appropriately so, this former card pimp gets it up the wazooo just in time for the big VDAY!!!! Not a happy thought.
***please keep in mind the loving, affectionate, warm and/or fuzzy thoughts associated with this day of love***
Okay, here is the dirt:
~ yeah! IRS is letting us love my hubby's ex wife by paying 5 grand that she racked up in fees and penalties as a result of not paying taxes
(feeling warm and fuzzy yet?)
the best part of this deal is that even they (MERELY BEING THE IRS) can't find the *&^%$ to make her pay, so we get it up the @ss, lovingly of course.
~ next on the list we have a fun reversal surgery in 2 weeks, only TWO (2) WEEKS, (with me having a past of waking up during surgeries and hating pain are only two of the many ways my gastro surgeon will shower me with love)
~here is today's winner: spoke with before mentioned mother. Right, I know, I know, that SHOULD be enough, but there is more. ;0 She can't come visit me at the hospital, which I totally understand, being a state away and work schedules and such. However the loving zinger is the reason she can't come: her dog is getting fixed. Well, Sure!!!!
Okay, so continue on your way to buy cards, balloons, flowers, and other assorted trinkets of love and affection. And shower those you love with the love they deserve in return!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
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