What a wake-up call!

This morning, I was awakened by a message on the answering machine by none other than my beloved sis. As a little background, my sis teaches all sorts of test-prep classes, including SAT, MCATs, etc. She recieved a lovely package of letters from students of her last class. The letter that Jennifer chose to read aloud as a Rise & Shine Wake-Up Call follows: slightly paraphrased (my comments in italics)

Dear Jennifer,
Your class on SAT prep was really helpful to me. It was very good. I really loved my conclusion during the Essay portion, didn't you? I knew it was a masterpiece even as I wrote it during the Gilmore Girls marathon. I am a good writer. By the way (notice the subtle change of subject) I just wanted to clear up something with you (sounds slightly threatening IMHO, as though perhaps Jennifer had given feedback to the issue). I left class often in order to defecate. I would also take this time to purchase a carbonated beverage to settle my digestive tract. That is why I had to miss your brilliant teachings on essay writing and the like. Sincerely, Bob (names have been changed for the protection of all parties involved)

Now that is some kind of a wake up call. Just imagine this as your Good Morning call. Of course you will need to insert stress on the word :defecate: and add titters throughout the reading of the letter. Add a dash of giggles, and poof! the phone message has been relayed to the best of my abilities. Enjoy your family too! Beth