I'm Still Here

Hi faithful readers of my blog,
No doubt you have been saddened by the recent lack of posts. Fortunately, you, dear reader, understand that I am trying to get through each day with minimal damage to my psyche. Consequently, you understand my predictament. But just for today, I would like to get out of my funk to give some advice to my huge following.
Here it is:
Smashing glass can be safe and fun.
When all else fails, find the chocolate!!!
Every so often, take a moment to look around outside of yourself and see what is going on.
Play with toys.
A hated plant makes a great place to land an axe.
Wear crazy nail polish.
Utilize the wonderful world wide web.
Make your dog wear funny collars with attachable bows.
Watch scary movies. You won't have to worry about real life because you will be more concerned with flesh-eating zombies.
That's all for now folks!!! Come back and visit real soon!