A whole new reason to awake in the middle of early AM hours

It is just shy of 2 A.M., and I am awake. I am finding this a more and more recent occurance. I am amazed at the different and wonderful ways to awake myself in the early A.M. hours. First of course, we have the upset stomach that demands a prompt wake-up call to the water closet, yeah. Method numero 2 is an always pleasant unstoppable urgent urge to vommit. Three is a much more milder wake-up call of talking/ yellling/ crying myself awake due to my big mouth that continues even while during deep sleep. Today however, is a personal fav; awaking myself with an onslaught of hiccups mid-night. While this is the least harmful of all ways to awake, it does get extra points for annoyance. The gods of sleep are pissed are me and boy are they sneaky little fools. Hopefully, back to sleep for my go at Sleeping: the Sequal. I imagine that in a previous life I was involved in some sleep-deprivation study that has carried over it's energy to my present life. Lovely folks, just want I always wanted out of life. Enjoy your sleep, and try to hold on to it for as long as possible! Just a little advice from me to you. It's free so take it as you will. Sleep tight!