Pick Up Lines & Following Comments

Purely by accident, I stumbled upon this discussion on that crazy WWW, and I feel the need to share it. Just because I can yo! Pretty self-explanatory. ; )

Quotes from a random online pick up line chat:

• Saying "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock" will not get you into a woman's drawers.

• ...but on the other hand, saying "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I drive a Porsche and make a 7-figure salary" works surprisingly well.

• You know what would look great next to that outfit?The rug on my bedroom floor.

• I'm going to have to call the cops right now. You've stolen my heart.

• Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you.

• do you know how much a polar bear weighs?enough to break the ice. hi, I'm _____
  

• Is that a quarter on the ground or can I just stare down your shirt without a pretense?

• Excuse me, do you have any raisins? No? Well then how about a date?

• "I left the money on the table."

• How's about you and I go halvsies on a bastard?