One Sentence

Here is my One Sentence post of the week and all my drama that goes with it.

Laura

I can't tell what's worse: the death of the boy who pulled down his underwear in front of me in the first grade or feeling terrible every time I tell people about the first time I ever saw a penis.

tags: humor childhood sex death [add]

2008-09-21 14:24:23 / Rating: 56.5 /


This post brought up the first boy who ever kissed me at the babysitter's - Benjamin, the black eye that was his reward for his affections, and his death from brain cancer. It also brought up the first time I saw a boy's private parts (his brother thought it was funny to pull down his little bro's pants as my sis and I walked down the sidewalk in front of our house), and all the trials of childhood. By the way, I was pretty sure both aforementioned acts would give me diseases/pregnancy.