Holiday lessons

Well, after giving it much thought, and watching the Charlie Brown Christmas special on the tele, I have decided one thing about the holidays; it's not a good time to be a little person/actor. Really. How many little people grow up wishing and waiting for Christmas to roll around so that they can experience a brief second of job security? I mean "midgets" or little people, screaming into megaphones and playing Santa's elves? Has that become the new American dream? It seems that it would be a bit humiliating to wait 11 months out of the year for one lousy month of elfish stardom as Santa's b#$%(. For all of us over five feet tall, I apologize to all the little people of the world. You are more than just an elf/munchkin in my eyes. Little people don't matter less to me, just because they have less matter. Think about it, sweetcheeks. ;) Beth